Oh pa

Yesterday was an experience. 

As I was getting dinner ready, dad was changing babes diaper. He had done a doozy..and he wasnt quite done. So babe ended on pooping all over the comforter lol...

This of  course puts dad in a frenzy...then he couldn't find the diapers (right beside him), frustrated he couldn't find the changing mat (right beside the diapers)...

So as he went into babes room to get the diapers and such, I sprayed the comforter down with direct and threw it in the wash. 

Dad returned back to the bed, diaper in tow, and laid babe back on the bed where he pooped. Again. Lol!!! 

Dad was not impressed lol 

These are the fun times and I'm loving it! 

Peace and love 

Lil bambino...

Yesterday baby boy peed on me not once, but twice, resulting in clean sheets. Again. Within 10 min. 

We're watching baby Einstein. They start speaking different languages. What the hell am I going to do with a son I can't understand?

I got too excited when he passes gas. Moms who have dealt with colic...you get it. 

I walked around SAMs yesterday shopping and apparently was leaking (yea breastfeeding).  No wonder everyone was super nice and efficient getting me out of there.   

Tip- Don't buy a running stroller without a fixed wheel. This could be disastrous. Trust me. Learned the hard way. 

New moms- get the essentials for baby, wait on the rest...there's a bunch of stuff you won't need or baby won't use...Lennon hates to be swaddled...loves his rocker...all kids are different...

I now sleep when the baby sleeps. Get over the guilt or wrap your head around being a brain dead zombie. 

We were being fussy the other day. My first go to is John Mayer. We love John Mayer. But when that doesn't work, pull out the Dangerous mind soundtrack or any rap. We dig it. 

The kid may have few of my features but the faces he makes are all mine. 

We love bath time. Minus getting out of the bath. Then we scream bloody murder. 

We hate putting clothes on. We want to run around like a naked Indian. 

Doc says he is very good tempered and a chill lil man. I love to hear that...

I'm loving our daily adventures. I love learning and being a mommy. This kid stole my heart from the moment we met. 

Peace and love 

Baby law

Baby law. 

Baby sound asleep. Mom lays down. Baby wide awake. 

Baby asleep. Mom gets on the phone. Baby crying like you beat him in shrills of pain. 

Baby asleep. Mom gets in the shower. Baby couldn't be more awake and pissed off. 

But when we are chilling...baby happy, laughing and at peace. 

Moral. Become a sleep deprived dirty no business or personal calls woman. 

Peace and love